It's from Sweden. They make this and Saabs over there. Can we move there?
Why am I not finding this on my grocery store shelves? There cannot possibly be FDA issues. Come on those people approved Cheese Whiz for goodness sake.
Think of the options now open to you. Flower, you can now have bacon anytime with no muss no fuss no dirty pan. You can leave a bottle of bacon at work for lunch and emergency needs. Why is this not an everyday condiment choice? Who is trying to deny us this?